No erections in the kitchen!
Yes I am having a billboard time!

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I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH. 

Simon, I adore you. 

Simon Amstell:Everyone knows Courtney Love apart from me.
Noel Fielding:She'd crush you like a twiglet.
Simone Amstell:Or kill me and make it look like suicide.

I just really, really wanted this on my blog. 

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Blew my mind

Blew my mind

Gosh.

OH MY GOD. 

I watched Do Nothing today. OH MY FUCKING GOD. I was crying with laughter, then I was crying because I just wanted to give him eternal happiness and I just can’t tell you how much I loved it. I haven’t loved a stand up dvd this much since Jimmy Carr’s Comedian. 

I’m such a comedy geek, help me. 

garrel:

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