Little Pippin.: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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What does Ulrikaka look like? Why is she so orange?

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Conor and Carol disgust me

It’s so vile. Age gaps are cool but he was her son’s best friend.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

theresamaysspacesuit asked: Pub: The Swan and Paedo.

Dec 28th

Going to bed to watch Glee.

Dec 28th

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The playlist for my pub. It is amazing.

Dude Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith Rehab - Amy Winehouse Love Shack - The B-52’s Little Honda - The Beach Boys Twist And Shout - The Beatles Uptown Girl - Billy Joel Parklife - Blur Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina What I Go To School For - Busted Lovefool - The Cardigans One Fine Day - The Chiffons London Calling - The Clash Wired For Sound - Cliff...

Dec 28th

The rules of the playlist

One track per artist. No slow songs. The swearier, the better.

Dec 28th

Going to type up the Pub playlist later

Dec 28th

eddypiehands replied to your post: I’m sitting here thinking of names for my pub the specky nerdy fucknuts Quite why you are not running this pub with me, I’ll never know. imfuckingsirius replied to your post: eddypiehands replied to your post: I have £3 left… Asdfghhgfd but with or without the drama? haha xD WITH! And I’ll even hire a mouthy redhead to be Bianca, and...

Dec 28th

eddypiehands replied to your post: I have £3 left on my iTunes voucher Boys will be boys - ordinary boys, mustang sally, love shack - the b52s I’ll get the first two, but Love Shack is already on the playlist <3 imfuckingsirius replied to your post: I have £3 left on my iTunes voucher IWAN RHEON .. idk, I don’t know … Someday, you must come to my pub. I promise, I’ll make it...

Dec 28th

clockworklittlehappiness replied to your post: I’m sitting here thinking of names for my pub “The Beast” or something :’) It will either be that or Free the Paedos.

Dec 28th

I have £3 left on my iTunes voucher

QUICK. Someone suggest 3 songs for my pub playlist so I can buy them. Yes, I have a pub playlist, deal with it.

Dec 28th

I'm sitting here thinking of names for my pub

I have uni work to do and things.

Dec 28th

When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:

This is me getting ready to molest some pizza <3

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thomasvanderzaag/4437079584/" title="Beard II by Thomas van der Zaag, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2724/4437079584_9d3de29be1.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Beard II" /></a>

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thomasvanderzaag/4437079584/" title="Beard II by Thomas van der Zaag, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2724/4437079584_9d3de29be1.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Beard II" /></a>

Dec 28th

Watch

squaremuffins: I need this here again because the original link got taken down :) Probably the most I’ve watched a preview clip thing ever in my life ever because this show is going to be epic? WILL ALWAYS REBLOG. I need this show in my life, RIGHT NOW.

Dec 28th

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remotelycontrolled replied to your post: I just want to say OMG, you took the words right out of my mouth. TRUFAX. Ha, thanks! I just hate when kids start saying “Wow, this band is so deep!” and their lyrics are a pile of wank.

Dec 28th

Oh, and writing the following will NOT get you an...

Die, Die, Die, like a blueberry pie, got me wondering why my panda fell in my jam jar like a mother fucking fuck car in a yellow, spotted dancing bar, DIE, DIE, DIE.

Dec 28th

I just want to say

Lyrics that make no sense, talk bollocks and pretend to be deep can fuck right off. Talking about falling into a jam jar of sausages while a panda rollerblades around a laptop that is loudly playing Tom Jones DOES NOT make you seem deep, it just makes you seem high. SENSE IS GOOD.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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squaremuffins: “I mean, why would you do that? Why would you put a cat in a bin? Why is she doing this? I mean, why? Why is she doing this? Why? Why is she doing it? Why put a cat in a bin? I mean, why? Why do it? Why, seriously, why? Why? I mean, why?”

Dec 28th

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Should phone my dad

Watching history docs on iPlayer and so on, too busy to ring dad.

Dec 28th

My mum's friend is over with her kids.

Her kids are loud. My mum got them tons of presents. Loud presents. I’m being made to share drinks with them. Her husband keeps calling me sweetie and being innappropriate when my mum fucks off to fuss over dinner. It’s like the time that guy on the tube who was married kept flirting with me and wouldn’t fuck off.

Dec 28th

Last night I dreamt of you.

You people. Loads of you popped up in my dream. I was on live at the Apollo. Some of you were on it, some were in the crowd, some were at a party, and some of you sang to Will Smith on my behalf. If you wish to know your part in detail, do let me know because it’s too long to write up EVERYONE.

Dec 28th

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